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老外眼中的三字经

  作者:荣振环  来源:转载  浏览次数:2102  添加时间:2007/11/21

真是你关注什么就收获什么,往往你脑中有什么,你就会看到什么,看看老外怎么理解我们的三字经的。

个人感叹:不能怪人家笨,人家是以他们的文化理解的。

以后跟老外聊古文的时候可得注意,免得理解不当产生误会。

人家可是翻译的字字不错,理解的效果却是离题万里。

再次见证文化的力量。

与君共赏!


人之初, At the beginning of life,
性本善。 sex is good.
性相近, Basically, sex is nearly all the same in nature.
习相远。 But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教, If you do not practice all the time,
性乃迁。 sex will leave you.
教之道, During the way of learning it,
贵以专。 the successful key is to make love with only one person.
昔孟母, Previously, a great mother named Mrs. Mon
择邻处。 chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
子不学, She taught her son that "if you doesn't study hard,
断机杼。 your dick will become useless and broken."
窦燕山, A famous person called Dou,
有义方。 owned a very effective exciting medicine.
教五子, All his five sons took it,
名俱扬。 then their sexual ability became well-known.
养不教, If anyone who have children but they don't know how to do it,
父之过。 it is all the father's fault.
教不严, If they have lots of problems in doing it,
师之惰。 their teacher must be too lazy in telling them the details on sex.
子不学, If you refuse to learn sex,
非所宜。 that should be a big mistake.
幼不学, If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何为。 you will lose your ability when aged.
玉不琢, If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器。 it won't become hard and strong.
人不学, People who don't learn sex,
不知义。 their life will become meaningless.

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