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美国50大州搞笑法律(完整版)

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Alabama 阿拉巴马州


It is illegal to play Dominos on Sunday.

星期日玩多米诺骨牌违法。

It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in a church.

在教堂内戴假假胡须引人发笑违法。

Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.

在铁轨上放盐可判死刑。

It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.

司机蒙眼开车违法。

Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.

严禁啤酒摔跤比赛。

Incestuous marriages are legal.

乱伦婚姻合法。

It is illegal to impersonate a person of the clergy.

扮演神职人员违法。

It is illegal to maim oneself to escape duty.

通过自残规避职责或职责违法。

You may not drive barefooted.

不得光脚开车。

Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.

不得乱弹鼻屎。

It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.

如车前挂有提灯/灯笼,在单行道上逆向行驶合法。

You must have windshield wipers on your car.

车上必须装有雨刷。

You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.

不得在后衣袋中放冰淇凌。

Masks may not be worn in public.

公共场合不能戴面具。

Women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage in the case of divorce. However, this provision does not apply to men.

离婚时,女方可保留婚前自有财产,但本规定不适用男方。

 


Alaska
阿拉斯加州


In Fairbanks, it is illegal to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.

在费尔班克斯,向驼鹿喂食酒精饮料违法。

A law in Fairbanks, does not allow moose to have sex on city streets.

在费尔班克斯,不得让驼鹿在街上交配。

It is illegal to a wake a bear for the purpose of photography, although it is legal to shoot a sleeping bear.

出于摄影目的唤醒熟睡中的熊违法。但向熟睡中的开枪合法。

Moose may not be viewed from an airplane.

不得从飞机上俯看驼鹿。

It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.

将驼鹿推出正在行进的飞机,将被视为犯罪。

Arizona 亚里桑那州


In Tucson, it is illegal for women to wear pants.

在图森,女性穿长裤违法。

In Globe, it is illegal to play cards in the street with a Native American.

Globe,在大街上与美洲原住民打牌违法。

In Glendale, it is illegal to drive a car in reverse.

在格伦代尔,倒着开车违法。

In Nogales, it is illegal to wear suspenders.

在诺加莱斯,穿用背带违法。

Hunting camels is prohibited.

严禁猎取骆驼。

Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony.

戴着红色面具所犯轻罪将视为重罪。

There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.

割断仙人掌可能被判25年监禁。

Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.

驴子不得在浴缸里睡觉。

A class 2 misdemeanor occurs if one places a mark upon a flag which is likely to provoke physical retaliation.

在国旗上涂画“可能引发暴力报复的”内容构成二级轻罪。

It is illegal to manufacture imitation cocaine.

生产可卡因赝品违法。

When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person possesses.

当遭到罪犯或窃贼袭击时,只能使用与对方相同的武器自卫。

It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.

拒绝为人提供饮水违法。

You may not have more than two dildos in a house.

家中不得藏有两支以上人造阴茎。

 

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