A woman went to court for a divorce. In response to the judge's inquiry, she complained that her husband was a hopeless alcoholic. "You have been
married for only three months and you want to divorce him," said the judge. "Didn't you know he was an alcoholic before you were married?" "No, I didn't,"
the woman replied. "I didn't realize until recently. I noticed the difference only when he came home one day without being drunk!"